All I can say about the Republican Party's new song, "Barack the Magic Negro", is to ask them "What part of the nineteenth and twentieth centuries did you not understand ?"
The Grand Old Party has finally revealed that it is actually the Rip Van Winkle Party, still advocating those principles that made the world so enjoyable for property-owning people with money and white penises
It also has revealed a brief but penetrating glimpse into the character of Mike Huckabee in as much as the "writer" of the "song" was also the manager of Huckabee's presidential campaign. Come on Mike, we clearly were watching the wrong hand - what we DON'T see is what we really get, huh?
And let's face it, anyone who gets a kick out of paradies, AND who is over 18 years of age, has to be deficient is a great number of ways. But why stop with just Obama? Why not "Lieberman, the Magic Jew, a Democrat and a Republican too, a political hermaphrodite Our congressman from Israel." Or maybe "Hillalry the Magic Female who Straighted Out Even Bill, she can fix the whole wide world, and you can bet she will", or "Mitt the Magic Morman, Given to Guide Our Way, He knows what we need to do and he will make us do it", or "Kennedy - the Magic Catholics, Born to Rule the World, now Caroline will light the way and we will just need to follow ", even "George the Magic Texan, who Lost his Silver Spoon, Again, Again, and YET Again, and now He's Lost Ours Too!"?
Oh well, since today is my 18th birthday I guess I will have to go on to something more inspiring. Sigh.
© John Womack, 2009. All rights reserved.
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